The Joys of the Things They Say

[Mother Goose]

At the moment, DD requests everything be "just 10 more seconds, K?".... she has NO concept of time!

Last night she was melting down and I told her it was time for bed since she was obviously tired... the reply?

"I'm NOT tired Mamma! I'm NOT! .....
Mamma... can you help me with my PJ's? I'm tired." put her into bed and she was asleep before I even left the room!

[briggsy's girl]

DD comes out with some funny stuff
every time we visit my folks, their dogs bark (and yelp and whine til she goes to say hello!) - dad is usually asleep so mum is always telling them to shut up - now we walk in the door and e scowls at them and says shut UP!, gets out of my arms, goes to say hello, then says shut up again and walks away!
this morning, DH was sneezing, and she pops her head around the corner and says blessyou blessyou daddy
her cousin's name is Rachael - we were playing with her one day and saying AHH CHOOOOO everytime she sneezed. when we tried to get her to say Rachael, it came out with the same rahhhhhhhchel sound!
her fave at the moment is who's dat, what's dat, who's dat, what's dat? constantly!

[thepixie]

I was at the supermarket with DD and she had one of the little kiddy trolleys, she was having a whale of a time picking out things to 'buy'. I realised we needed to go as we were supposed to be visiting some friends, so I picked her up to take her out of the shop (she was in the middle of deliberating over whether to choose Dora or Toy Story yogurts) and she shouted out "HELP!!!" Just as if someone was kidnapping her!
I didn't even know she knew the word, let alone how to use it! I got some funny looks but it was such a classic I burst out laughing and people realised I wasn't really abducting her.

[danniellabella]

The latest thing DD has started saying which drives me nuts is "I don't want to" in a screachy voice. It's worse than hearing her say "No"

But as far as other things go she's always amazing us with what she comes out with. She always says thank you when we give her something or when we give her a kiss. In the car this morning she kept saying "stop mummy" when the traffic lights were red and then when I started moving the car again she would say "three, two, one go go go"