thread: just saw this read it's funny!

  1. #1
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    Sep 2007
    Blue Mountains, NSW
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    just saw this read it's funny!

    Toddler's Rules of Possession

    1. If I like it, it's mine.

    2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.

    3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

    4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

    5. If it's mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in anyway.

    6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.

    7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine.

    8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

    9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

    10. If it's broken, it's yours.

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    Jul 2009
    Australia
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    I love number 10

  3. #3
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    Jan 2008
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    hehehe

  4. #4
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    Jun 2005
    Blue Mountains
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    LOL... oh they are all soooo true.

    #10 makes me think of the other day, Tallon popped a balloon which he had been overly possessive of through the day.. but he then told everyone that it was Kayla's balloon

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    BellyBelly Life Subscriber

    May 2005
    in the national capital
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    he he he

    Sounds just like my DH too!

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    Dec 2005
    Melbourne, Vic
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    Lol, so true!

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    Jan 2007
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    DS likes to inform the children at Day Care that "HIS" mother and father can only be touched by him. One kid likes to touch us to get a reaction out of him which is usually - "NO! My mummy/daddy"

    I've never been owned before.

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    Dec 2006
    27

    wow how true sounds just like my Matilda!!!

  9. #9
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    Sep 2005
    In the middle of nowhere
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    hahah so true....for toddlers and blokes

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    Blokes!!.............. hahahahahaha.......... I didn't think of that!!

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    Dec 2008
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    It sounds like 12 year old DS too.

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    Oct 2007
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    I love it!

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    Mar 2004
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    hehe sounds like my 2 year old

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    Jun 2008
    Tassie
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    thats classic

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    Mar 2006
    4,542

    That is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

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    Jul 2007
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    I think that works for kids off ALL ages!!!

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    Oh man! Thats hilarious... somewhat preparatory for what lies ahead too!