To Miss Heffalump,

First I would like to tell you, that no matter how hard you try, you can not fit the dummy AND my boob in your mouth, i know you want both, but it just doesnt work like that, one or the other sweety!

2nd, please SLOW DOWN, at 5months and 3 weeks, you are still a baby, mummies baby, and your growing too fast, you should not be crawling! Yes it is very cute that you now follow me around the house, But your still soo little!

And NOOOooo you can start standing yet! You are not even 6months old, so stop trying to pull your self up on mummies chair! Yes very cute that you awnt to come to mummy, but ur still so little, i feel i have to keep reminding you!

3rd, one sleep during the day is not enough for such a young, little baby!!!

that is all for now,
love you heaps, Mummy xoxox