Sorry Mel - but that's so adorable! He's a penis fan!

Obviously he loves his and thinks everyone should have one! Nothing overt or wrong with that!

If anyone asks about it (like in authority or anything) just tell them to have a look at any ancient civilisations artwork (including the Australian Aborigines) and how huge the penises are on their paintings... it's completely natural!

I've never met him, but I'm so proud of him for being so liberated! and I love that he doesn't even know that he is. Well done you for making him so open-minded!