After three years of telling DP off every time he swore anywhere near DD, I hardly ever swear, I mean, hardly ever. So I can't believe this has happened...

We were coming home after I picked DD up from a friend's house on Thursday evening and I pulled out into the 'Keep Clear' area to get into the turning lane. Visibility is low because of the line of cars and some stupid prat came tearing up alongside the queued cars (illegally, over double lines) and nearly wiped out the car.

I exclaimed 'd***head!' and then went on.

In the back seat, what should the little voice say? 'D***head', ever so clearly and eloquently. I quickly followed with a 'stupid idiot', which she also repeated and when she repeated the first one again, told her Mummy was sorry she said that and it wasn't a very nice word. Hasn't been repeated since, let's hope!

Needless to say, DP had a little chuckle when I told him.