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    was emailed this today

    THE BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN

    Your Clothes:
    1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/ GYN confirms your pregnancy.
    2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
    3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.

    Preparing for the Birth:
    1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
    2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time,breathing didn't do a thing.
    3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.

    The Layette:
    1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate
    them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
    2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean
    and discardonly the ones with the darkest stains.
    3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?


    Worries:
    1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick
    up the baby.
    2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake
    your firstborn.
    3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical
    swing.

    Pacifier:
    1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you
    can go home and wash and boil it.
    2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with
    some juice from the baby's bottle.
    3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.

    Diapering:
    1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need
    it or not.
    2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.
    3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain
    about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.

    Activities:
    1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing,
    and Baby Story Hour.
    2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
    3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry

    Going Out:
    1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call
    home five times.
    2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to
    leave a number where you can be reached.
    3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she
    sees blood.



    At Home:

    1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
    2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older
    child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
    3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

    Swallowing Coins:
    1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the
    hospital and demand x-rays.
    2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for
    the coin to pass.
    3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his
    allowance!

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    very funny Min! Looking forward to being the oh so casual mum of the 3rd baby!

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    Kirsty77 Guest

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    ROFL!Thats hilarious!

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    OMG so true! hahahahahah! I've got to copy this for my Journal... do you mind?

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    of course not, go for it!

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    Tigergirl1980 Guest

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    Hahahahahahahahaha

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