LOL, the other day, DS was running around starkers after his bath and I wandered into my bedroom after realising he was being very quiet. I was greeted by a very neat "log" on my bedside rug!
I went and got some toilet paper, picked it up and flushed it and then commented to DP about how easy that was, no poo's smooshed all over his bum or anything

5 mins later, DS comesout of his room (still starkers from the waist down - hell, be had already crapped in my room) with brown streaks all the way down the back of his legs *spew*

Turns out the "log" was just the proverbial "finger in the dyke"
The encore was all over his bedroom floor......