the things we do..*TMI*!

***LittleMissSummer*** · October 11th, 2010, 08:44 AM

...so this is what I have to look forward to? Wonderful!

*considers a fulltime nanny*

Haha! sounds gross but when its your bub you don't care nothing phases you.

**allycat06** · October 11th, 2010, 09:23 AM

I've never had to deal with a log thankfully (fingers crossed it stays that way). Yesterday morning DS was eating scrambled eggs for breakfast, he's got a bit of a cold atm and sneezed with his mouth full. Might not that gross to anyone else but I HATE eggs, the smell just makes me gag. So little bits of egg all down my leg was not pleasant at all...lots of dry retching on my part

**CinderToriella** · October 11th, 2010, 09:28 AM

LOL the last couple of times DD and i had a bath together she has done poos lol

***Efjay*** · October 11th, 2010, 09:40 AM

ahhh yes bath time poo... My 1st was a shocker for this. When he was TTing though he got rather constipated as he would hold on. ONe time the poor kid was having such a hard go with it I thought best I pop him in the bath that might help. But he was so upset I had to GET IN WITH HIM & while he laid into my chest sooking away he poo'd in the bath while DH stood by cringing & pulling disgusted faces. But hey what are you going to do the poor kid was upset & need to poo!

**Ozziehoffy** · October 11th, 2010, 09:49 AM

Teni, admit it.. you can't wait to chase poo!!! pmsl.

OOooh totally gross sucking snot!

Pandora

Tattoo.... I've sucked the salt off them when the kiddies were younger. Same thing really. My mum said it grosses her out the ice cream thing... but meh. Difference too is that we're adopted and I think when you have your own (not adopted) you kinda get used to some things from day dot??

**miss.cinders** · October 11th, 2010, 10:02 AM

LOL OKay now there is something I can officially say I DON'T MISS!!!
Bath poo's are the ickiest!

**~Hestia~** · October 11th, 2010, 10:12 AM

Poos in the bath - yep Moo has just started doing this! The first time he did it I just stoood there, didn't know WHAT to do lol!

Food - yep I do, kind of gum on it like TM said. I do it in public too which probably doesn't look very nice!

Snot - nup...my sister told me she sucked the snot out of her DS' nose and I nearly vomited!

**allycat06** · October 11th, 2010, 03:25 PM

uhhhhggghhh I knew I shouldn't have said anything about DS never doing logs!!!!

he just did one on the bedroom floor....ewwww

**~Hestia~** · October 11th, 2010, 06:07 PM

uhhhhggghhh I knew I shouldn't have said anything about DS never doing logs!!!!

he just did one on the bedroom floor....ewwww

LOL! Funny thing is my Moo never had either until I started a thread about him pooing whenever I put him to bed. Someone (it might've actually been SS Storm) mentioned the bath logs, of course I said he'd never done it...lo and behold

**allycat06** · October 11th, 2010, 06:14 PM

LOL!

Damn you Murphy's Law!!!
*shakes fist*

**ss_storm** · October 11th, 2010, 07:31 PM

lol ally...now you just need to tell everyone he goes on the floor all the time and you'll be right!

We have had one on the floor which she kind of smeared a bit...thankfully we have floorboards so not too hard to clean up. Still gross though!

I haven't even told DF what happened..he just wouldn't understand and probably just stare at me funny..one of those things only mummy friends would understand!

**ss_storm** · October 11th, 2010, 07:32 PM

lol ally...now you just need to tell everyone he goes on the floor all the time and you'll be right!

We have had one on the floor which she kind of smeared a bit...thankfully we have floorboards so not too hard to clean up. Still gross though!

I haven't even told DF what happened..he just wouldn't understand and probably just stare at me funny..one of those things only mummy friends would understand!

Oh and TeniBear- yep, you better get your poo catchin' hands ready

**peanutter** · October 11th, 2010, 08:12 PM

a little girl at my church pooed her pants, and was too embarassed to tell her mother ... there was a table in the children's play room ... the table was brown ... the poo was brown ... she (finger load by finger load) smeared the poo into the table, figuring that she was "camoflaging" it, and no one would notice, and then she wouldn't have to fess up to her mum what had happened ...

extensive cleaning of both the little girl and the table was required ...

**allycat06** · October 11th, 2010, 08:40 PM

a little girl at my church pooed her pants, and was too embarassed to tell her mother ... there was a table in the children's play room ... the table was brown ... the poo was brown ... she (finger load by finger load) smeared the poo into the table, figuring that she was "camoflaging" it, and no one would notice, and then she wouldn't have to fess up to her mum what had happened ...

extensive cleaning of both the little girl and the table was required ...

Good grief.

Sometimes I think my stomach is just not strong enough for this parenting business

**allycat06** · October 11th, 2010, 08:40 PM

dooble poost
(seeing we are talking about poo and all)

**tattoo_mama** · October 11th, 2010, 11:23 PM

Hahaha omg peanutter that is rank!! Allycat I have way worse stories about my time in the industry, poo fishing seems to be quite mundane in comparison!