Not only do i have to watch out for magpies but we have a lovely pluvver who loves to fly over my head screeching.. DP told me to take the umbrella and try and whack them

couldnt you just picture a lady pushing a pram down a path and then all of a sudden pull out an umbrella and start runing around chasing birds!

My sisters took my brother out to the park when he was 3 and he returned bleeding from the head. Apparently he went near a baby magpie and the mother attacked him! hes now petrified of them.