What do your kids say ALL wrong, that it ends up being funny?

[onthefly]

DS once described himself as an "assol", which after a little thought I realised translated into rascal.
The aircon is eggon. As in, Turn the egg-on mum"
His water bottle is a waddle boddle.

[kirsty_lee]

lol Ava calls Coco Pops... Quay Hops...

[Persephone1]

My little sister, at the age of three, would react to something by saying "gasp!" and put her hands to her mouth. It was so strange, cause no one ever used the word "gasp" so we never knew where she got that one from.

Pope John Paul visited Australia back in the '80's and we saw him at a street parade. My other little sister, also about 3 y/o called out "It's the Coke! The Coke!"

[sweetgloss]

When DS (3) sings the alphabet, at the end instead of singing - "Now I know my ABC's, next time wont you sing with me..."
he sings - "Now I love you ABC, H I J K L M N O P..."

[Beach Mama]

James has some doozies right now!
Fudders - Butterflies
Choochoochain Nutrigrain
Chucken - Custard and Chugginton
Um Grapes is grapes with NO G Um more GRAPES at the supermarket is interesting to say the least.

Iz still doesn't say her L's so legs is WEGS etc haha too cute.

[Epacris]

My DS says bobbon (bottom) e.g.: Mummy, can you please wipe my bobbon. It's so cute, I hope he never says bottom.

[MummaSue]

When my sister was little, she used to call music MOOKEE. And one day she was telling us that she has a bagina (instead of vagina).

Too funny.

[mad4e]

my youngest cousin used to say stippy take (sticky tape) now that she's 17 everytime she asks for tape we correct her with stippy take lol