What do your kids say ALL wrong, that it ends up being funny?

[Elocin]

Since she was little, my DSD2 has always called it Fetish Cheese... which makes for interesting conversation when she's telling her grandfather about the 'amazing lettuce, olive and fetish' she had for dinner last night

[MrsFabuloso]

I thought of a few more...

DS- thanks is 'qwenks' Don't ask me how that is supposed to sound like thanks, but that's how he says it, lol!!

DD has heaps, but I can only think of a few- when DS was born he was called 'Lummy' by her. His name is Liam. He's now 'Li-Li' or just 'Li'. I didn't think Liam was all that hard a name to say, but she still can't or wont say it!
She used to call oranges 'ongees'
Flowers were 'wowsers'

[danniellabella]

I thought of another thing My DD did the other week.

I was getting dressed in the lounge, took my bra off and she pointed and said "Hooters"

[RhiChiChi]

When ds1 was was little Elmo used to be Elmomo, no idea where the other 'mo' came from but this was particularly funny when we took him to Sesame Street Beach at Seaworld! ELMOMO, ELMOMO!!!!!

He's now 5 and still calls the Nocturnal house at the zoo the Nocturtle house. So cute!

My DD calls the Count off Sesame Street the Counter - we correct her but she still calls him the Counter

[~Stoked~]

My little brother used to recite the alphabet like this....

abcdefghijk..lemonade..qrstuvwxyz

Haha

[Snowy Love]

My car obsessed DS1 called Mercedes M'ladies for a long time (& DH thought it was so cute he encouraged it). Now we've moved to Mount suburb he says he lives at Mountain suburb no matter how many times we say no its just mount he has to add the 'ain'

[sconeonamission]

Ds had "I need $40!" no idea what was $40, or why he needed it, but cute all the same.
Fat controller sounds like "truck-n-aroller"
he doesn't pronounce L, and uses W ie: I wub you (seems to be the only time he replaces a v with b is 'love')
daddy is a canic (he's a mechanic). When asked what mummy does the answer was "nothing. Oh and you go to uni"
when asked about what he's going to do with the baby, he wants to "hold it and wok it and cuddle it"

I'm sure there are more!

[YoYo]

Another one this morning....

DS's favourite song is Fire by Kasabian (loves to listen to it on the Ipod - little rocker!) anyway....he says the lyrics as

"come on FIRE" - they are I'm on Fire (or I certainly hope so or else DS has completely shown me up!)....he's been singing it all morning....so entertaining!