Very entertaining! So glad DS isn't the only one.

The four stuffed teddies are a given, plus blankie too. And then there's the revolving parade of whatever else takes his fancy at the time. We've had, among other things...kitchen tongs, Chux wipes, a screwdriver, a plastic bat, a pair of socks, a 'door snake', DH's hard hat and assorted toys (plastic bat toy, small cars, books etc). It's easier not to argue and just remove the sharp/dangerous stuff after he's asleep.

FWIW, when I was little I used to have up to 20 dolls/stuffed toys in my bed every night. Some were toddler sized and they ALL had to share my pillow, sheets and quilt. When I grew too big to fit them all in at once, I made a 'roster' and rotated them!