No one ever told me they bash you!!!
Yasin headbutted me in the nose a few days ago - boy did it smart, but not as much as when Imran decided to stand up while I was talking with him in my lap and hit my chin causing me to bite down all around my tongue. I've lost count of the kicks I've copped during nappy changes and on one occasion Yasin took the term ankle biter a bit too literally and gave me a nip on my ankle.
I thought I'd have a nice tidy house like all the TV mums - sometimes I do but never for longer than nap time.