Why is it......... (a mum vs dad thread lol)

[*EmJa*]

Why is it that when DF gets home from work both kids are angels and make mummy look like a liar when i say i have had a hard day and thats why nothing has been done!

[{sarah}]

Same thing happens here too Blanche

[Ca Plane Pour Moi]

Why is it that DH can play on the computer while I entertain DS but he won't entertain DS while I'm on the phone for five minutes?

Why is it that HE'S tired when I was up with DS in the middle of the night?

Why is it that DS needs Daddy in the room to go to sleep, but Mummy can kiss him goodnight and he'll read a book to sleep? (Haha, I love my son! OK, last night only, but I still love him.)

[Jaycee]

Why is it that DH comes home from work after I've had a hard day with DS and says "go have some time for yourself and cook dinner!" Since when has cooking dinner been time for myself??

Why is it that DH never gets up to DS in the middle of the night and his excuse is "I work..." Hello!! I work 3 days a week too and come home to a full time job of DS (even if DS is the best job in the world!)

[Jennifer13]

Why is it that DD never wants Daddy in the middle of the night?

Why is it that DD never throws up over Daddy?

Why is it that when DD wants Mummy in the middle of the night to throw up all over Daddy gets to grumble about being disturbed?

[neuri]

LOL

Why is it the Mummy that always staggers out of bed to see to crying DD in the middle of the night when Daddy manages to sleep through it all???

And...why oh why is it that only Mummies can breastfeed? I'd happily loan off my boobies to DH so that he can do newborn nightfeeds next time around!