when they hold off going for a wee for so long, then run to the toilet fling the seat up to start peeing - good, yes well it would be if the seat wasn't flung up so fast that it falls down again hence pee going all over the toilet, and i mean all over it, walls everything lol. i go through plenty of bottles of pine o clean.
oh and he is 7 next week, should no better little bugger lol
Lucy, that is a cack - he really sits there that much?
When they can identify the differences between fire engine, police car and ambulance sirens before they can even say fire engine, police car and ambulance properly.
when -
the whole house is turned upside down within 15 mins
they thinks its funny to 'pretend' to fart on each other
they prefer to be naked than dressed in good clothes when out a a family gathering
everything they do on their little tricycles is a 'motorbike' trick (that apparently girls and mummies cant do-only boys)
When your daughter calmly tells you that her little brother(4)has lit the bed on fire(I kid you not).
When you have miniature Jackie Chans running through the house and bouncing off the furniture.
Not only can anything be turned into a car but also a gun and they'll shoot you even when you put your hands up.
Definitely the naked thing and the willy thing. Just wait till they start talking about boys having willys and girls having vaginas, especially when your out in public.
They lie in bed, do a hugely loud poo, and smile in satisfaction.
They can blow raspberries at an incredibly young age (11w is young for that, right?)
They scream when you (or your friends) say "shoes", but calm down if you change the subject to Top Gear (btw, my friends and I did this experiment - shoes/shopping bad, cars good).
They won't wear their hat and sunglasses until you say they look like a cool biker dude... then they sit happily in the carrier, twisting on your finger to go faster. DS is such a boy already!
When he lies in the bath smacking his ding-dong full force with his free hand, laughing his head off.....and his father glows with pride when told about it
Wow, these are great - and so true! I can relate to most of them - especially to do with peeing, cars, climbing. I have a couple more to add:
...when he falls asleep on the couch watching TV just like Dad does (2 days in a row now after not having his day time sleep)
...when he makes the Tim the Tool Man "macho" sounds just like his dad
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