I hear you. Without the fact I now have a paying job, we'd have gone under. We are practically living on thin air. What would it cost to implant chlorophyll under our skin? That would save us a lot of food money every month.

I can get a jumper for £1.20, a DVD for £1, a loaf of bread for £1.50 (on offer). So I may starve, but at least I can afford new clothes for my diminishing figure.