what a charming description you offer up there JM But i've got to applaud anyone who can use the word orifice in a completely legitimate manner hahaahah.

at least by labour snacks you don't give a dam whose looking where hahahah.

Yes things had ramped up in the last day or two, but the thick white stuff was a surprise.

And JM i'm on iron tablets... they make your poo black! so I'm just bewtiful Dh asked me the work out the 'half life of that thing so i know when to go back into the loo"! pft Now that's not very nice is it!!!