The midwife suggested he (exDF) rub the lower part of my back for me.. For some reason he did it all wrong, it felt really bad and I screamed at him to stop.. He hadn't gone to many of the antenatal classes lol..

He kept complaining because I wanted the air con up because I thought it was so hot, and he was whinging that it was too cold and that I was insane.

He took photos of me when I was having contractions, and that annoyed me for some reason.

He asked to try the gas, and then told me I shouldn't have any more because he thought I looked stoned and that the pain can't be that bad.

After the birth while I am waiting for the placenta to come out (if that is the right term), he says to me "I think you may have done a poo, I saw them wipe you 'down there'. That put me right off, it was so gross." .. Ah, yeah, just what I wanted to hear. The midwife said I hadn't done anything like that, and even if I had it would be completely normal.. Lucky for him he was at work when my water broke, wouldn't want to know what he thought of that :P