Every time I had a contraction and would grunt/cry/scream in pain he'd say "(MG, you have to breath through it. It doesn't hurt that much - this is just the beginning"... he's lucky to still be alive!!!

Then he kept trying to sneak over to his laptop in the corner of the room - the moron had brought work in with him!!!! What did he think we were doing?! Going on a picnic?!?!?!?!?! I believe my words were something along the lines of "If I have to do this, so do you. Touch that computer and I'll smash it!"

But he made up for it in the 5 days I was in hospital post delivery - he was the most wonderful supportive husband and father.