I lost my show on the bathroom floor. It must have dropped out while I was walking to the toilet. The midwife saw it and told me it was a lovely show! and then cleaned it up. I was on the toilet while this was going on.

I also vomited on a different midwife and I'm kind of happy that I did. She took my gas away. I told her I was going to and she got a basin, but she took it away again just before I chucked.