Funny things you said in labour

[madamerogers]

we were meant to be having great pizza at our local fave that night, i went into labour at 430 am, with dh father and close friends of ours, and im not sure at which stage i said, "oh i was really looking forward to pizza!"

and also to the midwife who asked did i want to go to the bathroom, i replied " yeah id love to but ill have another freakin contraction " i really said freakin too. pretty good for a potty mouth like me. thought id swear like a trooper, but s#%t was the most serious word i used!

[lestyrox]

These are great! I remember i was saying some pretty crazy things when i was on the gas but i can't remember anything spacific.
I do remember when it came to pushing DS out all i kept thinking was i soo don't want to poo myself. I kept asking the MW is there poo coming out? and I'm so sorry if i poo myslef... is that poo? Of course it was the baby's but i was so paranoid about pooing myself!

[frazaled1971]

with my first 5 all i said was i want to go home now and sure enough they were born within 5 mins but with number 6 i was humming the skipping song from the nightmere on elm street (1,2 freddies comming for you) my dh was very amuzed thgat i was humming this and in between contraction i just kept saying come on sam i cant do this all on my own and asking the midwife if she was sure i would poo myself(sam was a breech birth and they had told me not to worry but i was sure to poo myself from the strain) and now my boy has this chuckle that almost sounds evil and dh says it all my fault for humming freddy while he was being born.

[*charmalea*]

pmsl , i love this thread ..

when the pushing started the MW asked me to put the gas away ... i told her "NO"

half way through the pushing stage , i said " i am sooo over this "

then not too long after that i said " just get her out , use the vacum ... "
then i asked the midwife ( quite abruptly ) to stick her hand up there and pull it out ....

of course " i need to poo " came out every push ...

then just before she was born i yelled : get this F***ing thing out "

then whe she was born (and its on video) i said OMG its a baby ... like der what else would it be ...