pmsl , i love this thread ..

when the pushing started the MW asked me to put the gas away ... i told her "NO"

half way through the pushing stage , i said " i am sooo over this "

then not too long after that i said " just get her out , use the vacum ... "
then i asked the midwife ( quite abruptly ) to stick her hand up there and pull it out ....

of course " i need to poo " came out every push ...

then just before she was born i yelled : get this F***ing thing out "

then whe she was born (and its on video) i said OMG its a baby ... like der what else would it be ...