This thread is so funny!

During transition with my DS I told the m/w that I was just so tired and that I just needed to rest and go to sleep, she said she could offer me some pethidine, ( they didn't really believe i was in labour at that point), I said no I don't think you understand I don't need pethidine I actually needed a general anesthetic. BTW I had DS 20 mins later!

While I was pushing, I said F#@K twice and then apologised quickly saying " Sorry i know I sound like trash".