I remember the birth of dd3 - Hannah, was going quite fast, and i was pushing. The midmives told me to wait for my Ob - and i said "Can't you guys just do it!!!!?"

another funny one wasn't while i was giving birth but after it. My bottom was sore - roids- and a nurse came in with a suppository - i think i must have gone incredibly pale and said -" nothing or noone is going near any of my holes again!!!"