wasnt me, was my OB....

came in at 7pm to check my progress before going home for dinner ( thought id delver round 10pm, was 7pm at thid stage) lifts the blanket and moves my legs coz ive got a epidural and says "WHOA!!!! im not going home now!"
DD's head was nearly popping out!

then comes out with " wait dont go anywhere ill just grab a coffee and get changed ready to go!!!" i said " ummmm unless u have a little trolley thing with wheels to drag my legs along in im not going anywhere!!!" poor OB just laughed when he realised what he'd said given i had a epi!