LOL what an awesome thread, im going to have to read it all over a few days i think.

I havent really said a whole lot myself. With #1, i whispered something to DH and he didnt hear me so he came right up close and said "what did u say?", i whispered again "get me some f%@&ing DRUGS!!" all in a whisper lol, ive never seen him move so fast. He shouldnt have bothered though, all the drugs started working after DD was born.

With #5, my OB walked in the room and i announced to her very firmly "Ive had enough of this, im tired, can i go home and come back and do this tomorrow?" to which she replied back a very firm "No". Then just before DD was born i said to her "I cant do this", ob replied "come on, what do u think shes going to crawl out? u need to push", shortly after she tells me "stop pushing", i said to her "im not!!" (and i seriously wasnt), ob says "oh ok then". DD was born shortly after and ob announces to me "well, she did end up crawling out herself didnt she".

With #7, it was more what the OB said too. He broke my waters and i remember feeling them seeping under my feet, in my head i was having a chuckle to myself going "should i warn him he's going to get wet if he doesnt move?.....................NAH!!" lollllll so i sat back and waited for the reaction cos he was leaning against my foot. Next thing u heard the mw go "youre getting WET!!", his reaction? he looked down, stood up casually and goes "oh so i have, oh well, not the first time its happened, no big deal, just have to go change my scrubs". then he casually walked over to the sink, took of his gloves, washed his hands and walked out saying "Well at least this time i can say the wet patch wasnt caused by me". He then gave me the cheekiest grin (and he was hot too i might add) and left.................left me sitting there with my mouth wide open flabbergasted LMAO. Far out that was funny, not something u expect to come out of an OB's mouth.