Funny things you said in labour

[AnyDream]

Sorry nothing funny happened in my labour (at all) - but I just wanted to say it warmed the ****les of my heart reading this thread. Thanks, everyone

[kungfubecca]

i hear you on the internal, i tried to shuffle up the bed away from the doc. the second internal i was 10cm dilated, couldn't feel her then, there was plenty of room!!!