This is embarrassing, but I need to know other people do it... Does anyone else kinda practise giving birth while they're on the loo? I've realised that if I'm having a little trouble doing number twos, I'll mentally go into my "calm space" and regulate my breathing as though I'm in labour It actually helps! I know it's going to be quite different with a real baby, and you know, it's not going to be coming out of the same place, but it feels like I'm getting some practise in

Please, please, please tell me I'm not the only nut that does this!