I've changed mine from Liebling's birth to what I'm going to have for Stormy's birth. I think my original plan was polite, considered, open to change and a good plan for someone who was being provided with care during her labour. (And I've started thinking about birth again as I recently found out that where I am, over 5 years between last pregnancy and current one - which still hasn't happened for me - means you're treated as a dim-witted first-timer who doesn't even know what her own body is doing.)

My new plan, based on my experiences, is this:

EXPLETIVE OFF. You touch me, you come in my home, I call the police to have you removed. I will press charges.

I think that one will work a lot better for me and I wish I'd had that for Liebling's birth.