I was at work the other day when a client came in with her goat. I commented on the size of the goat & if she was about to pop. Yep she is due in 3 weeks. I laughed and said Oh really, me too! She commented on how small I was & how I don't look as uncomfortable as the goat. I said ah its all good! She then said the birth will be a different story & at the first sign of any pain "GO THE EPIDURAL!". I said Oh no, you wont get that near me, this is 3rd time round, I know what I am doing. She then went on to ask where I was having the baby & then said "Oh well I am a midwife I might see you there!"

Gee, I bloody hope not! Imagine telling someone that an epidural was the only way to cope with childbirth! And she was a midwife!