I was mopping the kitchen floor, which was handy.
lol, My sister was mopping the tiled study (nesting) when she thought she'd wet herself.

One of my male friends was sitting at McDonalds when a lady's waters broke while she was walking across the lunch rush filled dining area. She was wearing jeans so it was unfortunate for her as it was so obvious there was a large wet stain around her crotch. Lucky she had friends with her to help. the crack up is that when the young male worker came out with a mop someone told him what it was and he fainted