LOL Kathryn.

I meant it was scary re the nasty midiwfe, not actual labour. That doesn't scare me really at all. I know it'll probably hurt, but consider the size of the object and hole involved, that kinda goes without saying. So if it hurts, it hurts, and I'll deal with that then. But I didn''t really mean it either.

Maybe we need a little *tongue-in-cheek* emoticon?
Ah, the inadequacy of the typed word.