Yep, That is what dh calls me. He says I could put out a fire with my breasts.

As soon as my bra comes off, theres no stoping the flow. Gone are the days of walking around the house nude.
My shower screen gets washed with milk, I have to take my bra off in the shower to avoid messing the floor.
I am constantly coated in milk as well because of the few seconds it takes to plop the boob in dd's mouth.
I am engorged about an hour after most feeds, and if dd ever sleeps more than 6 hours, heaven help me.
I express in the shower (if the stream ever stops) but I am always filling up so quickly.
Yesterday I found another lump and was massageing for about 20 mins in the shower, and the flow did not stop for me to get out of the shower.. I had to just reach for the towel and wrap it round me really quick. Ugh. Its painful always being so engorged.