So today we were out at a large shopping centre and needed to change a poopy baby. Into the parent's room we go. There was a woman tucked away in the corner breastfeeding and my toddler sat on the chair next to her.

Toddler: "Look! A baby! Baby's eating boobies!"
Woman: *stunned silence for a few seconds* "yes, that's what babies do"



Could have been worse I guess, she tends to comment something severe when I'm feeding the baby, one of her comments is "yum yum! yummy boobies!" and I think if I was breastfeeding and a toddler came up to me and said that I'd be very worried

The woman then went on to have a conversation with our toddler about whether she had a little brother or sister, and what their name was and so forth, so it wasn't all bad

Anyone had other funny or inappropriate comments made by toddlers?