Haha Nana, I've watched dh look for things and it's hilarious! He wanders around vaguely, touches somewhere where it definitely won't be (eg, a whiteboard marker in a kitchen cupboard), and then says 'I can't find it'.
And I tell him to look with girl eyes this time.

Even if I give detailed instructions: 'It's on the second shelf of the bookcase, in front of the vase', I will watch him look in the piano stool, the ottoman, and on top of the bookcase, before going, 'where is it?'
Hopeless.