How do you get the poo off?? LOL.
Hasn't been much of a problem yet, BF bub so lots of runny poops you can't do much with and the washing machine takes care of really well. But now she's having some solids there some chunky bits ewwwwwwwwwwww......... but still runny iykwim. OMG this is totally TMI sorry.

I can't have a little squirt coz the stupid toilet doesn't have the connection

So...what do I do? Tips please!