but even picking it up makes me feel dirty and I'm scared someone will think I'm wanting to buy it.
me too... I try to hide that I am carrying it - especially cause I relocate it to the other side of the store usually. I stuff it at the bottom of my basket so people don't think I want it for myself but I am constantly worried people will see me carrying it.

Aw Manhattan - my pleasure my dear. LOL at the back of the cupboard.