Attention: TTC'ers looking for a laugh! tee hee....

[Shanti]

haha girls I 2nd that!!!! I also worry about that how funny... and if i blow my nose too hard!!! HAHAHAHA

[lilcosmo]

Ooooooh I just thought of one!!! Only coz i was just doing it

'Reverse Phychology' - You start telling yourself you are 'not' pregnant in the hope that it will turn out you are! Oh wont i be surprised when i find out that i AM actually pregnant

[Heaven]

rofl, the coughing in the TWW one, I thought it was just me!! What if it was trying to implant and I disturbed it!!! ROFL.

[TreeTops]

All so true!

Today's activity is opening up FF every half hour or so in the hope that it will suddenly tell me I'm pregnant!

Oh, and I went shopping on my lunch break and bought a non-maternity top, which looks like a maternity top, because I've told myself I can't buy any clothes because I might get pregnant and not fit into them.

[Diamond Girl]

Yes, I must be TTC because Im going through these right now. And just for the record, I have actually done a HPT when I had AF (over 2 yrs ago), just to be sure. LOL.

You know you are TTC when:

1. Your DH just *sighs* when he another Lullaby Conceptions parcel arrives, because he knows the box contains yet more HPTs.
2. You examine the HPT with magnifiying lense just to make sure your test is really negative.
3. Just about every one around you is pg, except you.

[Shanti]

DG -- i love that one!! just about everyone around you is pregnant besides you.... haha! sooo sooo true....there is soo many women conceiving but us!!! lol

they say the world is over populated yet here we are trying to conceive for months!!! ROFL

[myson]

You know what... I can handle all the celebrities getting pg easily, waltzing thru, popping out future supermodels, and dropping back to size zero in about 8 nano seconds BUT... I SWEAR... if Paris Hilton gets pregnant before I do then I WILL seriously LOSE IT!!!!!

[{sarah}]

You examine the HPT with magnifiying lense just to make sure your test is really negative.

And squint at it, hold it at different angles, up to the light, away from the light ROFL!

[Shanti]

Aw thanks Sarah!! That's cool!

ROFL yeah and if Britney spears gets pregnant again before me I will SERIOUSLY LOSE IT!!! she really needs some birth control that woman!!! ROFL.....haha!!!

* You keep looking at the date on your calendar constantly and if someone asks the date you immediately say "25th" whereas eveyrone else is still trying to think about it PMSL....

* You talk about your CM and what it's doing while your DH is trying to eat dinner and all he says is 'that's gross man' (or is that just me!!) PMSL

* You start getting paranoid and wondering if people might think you're having trouble conceiving (or is that just me) because you're not pregnant yet....

* In the newsagency your eye always catches a glimpse of the pregnancy magazines well before 'new idea' or 'who' etc....

MY FAVOURITE AT THE MOMENT (and i really have thought of it!!!!) hahah -

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* You're waiting for your roast to cook and as you take it out of the oven to check the temperature and then put it back in the oven, you figure, you may aswell use the thermometer on yourself!!!!!!!! so you stick it in your mouth/armpit OMG yes i have to admit, i did think of doing this the other day!!!!!!!!!! PMSL ROFL