Hee hee, thanks guys. I know - it's insanity! I obviously should have just thrown all tests away (I still have one of the faint bfps from last month sitting there on the counter too, for comparision purposes.)

I actually would have *completely* disregarded the hpt except for the kinda-curious behaviour of the opks. I peed on another one of those after I made the post (cos y'know, they were there), and there is still one of those day-before-or-day-after-a-positive lines on it. Not positive but a lot darker that I would expect. But I know it is kinda crazy to use opks as hpts anyway!

So when my mum comes over this afternoon I will duck out and buy a couple of FRER or something, and then stare at them for a while while deciding whether to waste one (I probably will).