Oh where, oh where has AF gone!!!

[ticklish]

I am going nuts.

Here is proof.

An anthem for those who find themselves in an extended TWW. (Sung to the tune of "Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone.")

Oh where, oh where has Aunty Flo gone,
Oh where, oh where can she be.
It is a negative, from each stick on which I pee,
I am going completely batty.

TICKLISH - was achieving regular AF for the first time in over 20 years with a little assistance of acupuncture despite Dx PCOS a long long long time ago!!

[peekay]

* peekay sings along with ticklish*

"When oh when will I ovulate?
One little egg's all I need
But my bloody hormones are all over the place
My eggies just need to be freed!"



My fingers and toes are crossed hoping that your delayed AF will turn into a BFP for you!

[ticklish]

Hey Peekay - that's one great verse - that's what I'll be singing in my next follicular phase! Just hoping the hormones stay in whack or go back into whack!

Keep composing . I am sure we can come up with others.

[Antheia]

Oh i know how you feel! i'm on CD51 at the moment. I used to have irregular cycles ebfore being pregnant but my longest ever was about 40 days. Then after having DD they were always 28-31 days. It's horrible not knowing!

[ticklish]

Thanks Tegan. CD51 - how frustrating!!! Hope she visits soon so you can TTC#3. My longest ever has been 6 months.

AF has been regular since she returned postpartum but currently gone AWOL. I was so sure I O'd around CD16 or 17.

[peekay]

Now you've got me started

(Same tune)

"Ultrasounds, blood tests and medication
There's nothing that we will not do.
To fulfil our dreams of becoming a mum
And having a baby or two!"

OK I'll stop now!

[ticklish]

Hey Peekay - you sure have the creative juices flowing .

I'm stuck - although I have a verse ready for the BFP - if that ever comes !

[ticklish]

AF finally arrived - 10 days late! No more singing my stupid ditty.

HEY Peekay - I am on to your second verse instead.

It seems that I have just had a cycle where I might have O'd twice about 10 days apart!!!! I had 2 patches of EWCM but they were very different from each other - I thought the second lot was just extra stuff before AF was going to arrive so didn't think anything of it but hey - AF arrived about 2 weeks later!

Woke with awful cramps this morning - but being able to distract myself here has made them so much easier to cope with and much less painful!! Thanks BellyBelly .

Having a massage tomorrow to treat myself - yeah .

[peekay]

What? No more singing??? There will ALWAYS be singing!

*clears throat*

"Hooray, hooray! AF came back today!
Hooray! she is finally here!
Now I'm counting the days 'til I ovulate
and cervical mucous is clear!"

Sorry about TMI! There's not much that rhymes with 'here' relating to TTC!!!

Great news Ticklish! Hope some of your good fortune rubs off on me!

Make sure you catch that little egg next time!

[widdly]

lol ttc is really drinving you guys nuts hey!!!

oh its so frustrating, i don't think there is anything a frustrating as ttc.

ticklish - great to hear you got AF finally

teagan - gosh CD51, you poor thing!

I am currently on CD41 and going crazy, got a BFN tonight, knew i wasn't pg no symptoms but had to put my mind at ease anyway.

[ElleJay]

Ticklish - I'm definitely singing this song - I'm on CD50 and still waiting!
Where is AF??

[ticklish]

OH Peekay - I hadn't stopped singing, just stopped singing my first ditty and had moved onto your follicular phase first.

I so love that new verse you have composed - that is simply brilliant - THANK YOU! Now singing that one!!

Yeah - I guess the acupuncture is working for me after all!

Hey Elissa - yep, going nuts - definitely - this TTC thing drives me batty! CD41 - your poor dear. Any signs that AF is going to arrive? Sorry about the BFN - I had 5 of those this cycle - just to check - still didn't put my mind at ease though! I feel better now that AF has arrived - partly due to PMS going - and I get to treat myself with a massage this morning!

LizJessie - how long is it since you had that stretchy stuff now? Did DP recover from his stitches?