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thread: Apple is thin

  1. April 16th, 2012, 09:21 PM #73
    Teeki
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    I'd forgotten. I just thought Apple was Mouldy.

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  2. April 16th, 2012, 09:27 PM #74
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    it probably would be by now...
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  3. April 16th, 2012, 09:34 PM #75
    Amity
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    Apple is chopped up into slices due to wobbly teeth so it's definitely thin.

    If you eat more than 15 apples a day you will definitely be thin due to the laxative effect of said apples.

    However you may be arrested for contributing to the diminution of the ozone layer. Or by the EPA for obnoxious gases.
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  4. April 16th, 2012, 09:58 PM #76
    Teeki
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    Yeah, those darn apple gases getting around being all annoying and offensive

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  5. April 16th, 2012, 10:20 PM #77
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    Yeah, those darn apple gases getting around being all annoying and offensive
    sorry
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  6. April 17th, 2012, 10:02 AM #78
    Charlotte91
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    I was going to have an apple, but I don't think it was thin enough.
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  7. April 17th, 2012, 10:03 AM #79
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    but all apples are thin... aren't they?
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  8. April 17th, 2012, 10:10 AM #80
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    Generally they're thinner after being eaten.
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  9. April 17th, 2012, 11:00 AM #81
    Heaven
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    Ahh Brett. 8 months on and you're still cracking me up.

    I miss that guy, this place has so changed since he 'left'.
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  10. April 17th, 2012, 08:49 PM #82
    Ca Plane Pour Moi
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    Maybe my son's love of thin apples is causing him to not gain weight. Should I switch to not-thin apples? And where would I find those?

    Brett, come back! We need you!
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  11. April 17th, 2012, 08:59 PM #83
    peanutter
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    Apple is thin.

    Kate Moss is thin.

    Kate Moss is an apple?

    Maybe Kate Moss should eat oranges, to avoid potential cannibalism ...
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  12. April 17th, 2012, 09:11 PM #84
    Ca Plane Pour Moi
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    But apples appear attractive, so maybe not.
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  13. April 17th, 2012, 09:41 PM #85
    Bumperstump Cummerbund
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    I used Mum's happy chopper to mulch up some apple on my porridge today, it was distinctly NOT thin. But delicious.
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  14. April 17th, 2012, 09:50 PM #86
    LimeSlice
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    Apple Tea Cake tonight.... not thin... but apple is buttery
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  15. April 17th, 2012, 10:24 PM #87
    Joeve
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    Apple purée for dessert very thin.
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  16. September 27th, 2012, 01:43 PM #88
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    I'm wondering if I decided to live on sunlight, but after 2 weeks took a sneaky snack of leaves, would the chlorophyll be transported to my skin? And if it does, would I still die of starvation given that I'm in the UK?
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  17. September 27th, 2012, 01:47 PM #89
    Trillian
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    ERMAGERD!!!!! Sunlight is the new thin? Should I stop eating apples?
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  18. September 27th, 2012, 01:51 PM #90
    Phteven
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    You should only eat an apple after holding it up to the sun for a minute to allow it to be infused with sunny goodness.
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