Apple is thin

[peanutter]

A. Dakota Fanning is thin.

B. You are what you eat.


=>1 If I eat Dakota Fanning, I will become thin.


=>2 If I eat Dakota Fanning, I will become Dakota Fanning.


Which is true?

[LimeSlice]

You will become thin Dakota Fanning, but because you and the original Dakota Fanning will be occupying the same space in the same time, you will cause become a giant blackhole the rest of the universe on the same plane will be swallowed into, thereby making you fat. So you will become a fat blackhole.

I recommend against consuming Dakota Fanning. You can lick her arm if you like though.

[Sopdet]

Would you want to be Dakota Fanning?

[peanutter]

I don't.

Just thin.

I'm pretty sure a black hole is thin, though.

Maybe I could eat a black hole.

Unless it's *in* an apply. 'Cause double negatives always make a FAT.

[Nai]

Pretty sure smiths thins dont make you thin, there goes that theory

[Artechim]

I would like to bring to everyone's attention the dual nature of paper, which can be either very thin or very fat depending on perspective.

[Phteven]

So should we include paper in our diet or not?
Oh the confusion! Mind = blown.

[peanutter]

paper is fine, so long as it is after a rock, but never scissors.

some would suggest spock is the thinnest of all.

[~TT40~]

not my Spock she is a porka

lizard must be thin then

[Sopdet]

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock?

[lilima]

Did you know 100% of serial killers admit to drinking water?
Water is one of the main ingredients in herbicides.
100% of people exposed to water will die. - scary stats hey?!

[~TT40~]

i dont believe that first one L. i dont believe "do you drink water?" is something they ask serial killers...


water does sound evil tho...

[Rouge]

Along my travels from Perth to Melbourne we saw a hand made sign that pointed into dense bush that said "water" sushee said that actually means "if you'd like your skin made into a lampshade go this way". So yes water = serial killers. For sure. It's deadly stuff.

[Ca Plane Pour Moi]

Water is evil, that is a known.

Oxygen is a highly addictive drug. Once you have tried it, you will die before getting it out your bloodstream. It is impossible to quit. Not that some people haven't tried, mind.

Fried dies, I believe, are fat. If you eat them with apples, is that a balanced diet?

[Ca Plane Pour Moi]

Bump. My apples bring all the posters to the fora.

[peanutter]

My tofu brings it.

[LimeSlice]

Does it use a carry basket, or a backpack? I need to find tofu to bring my stuff places.

[peanutter]

I am so ok without it ...