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thread: Apple is thin

  1. #109
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    Nov 2008
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    A. Dakota Fanning is thin.

    B. You are what you eat.


    =>1 If I eat Dakota Fanning, I will become thin.


    =>2 If I eat Dakota Fanning, I will become Dakota Fanning.


    Which is true?

  2. #110
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    Dec 2007
    Victoria
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    You will become thin Dakota Fanning, but because you and the original Dakota Fanning will be occupying the same space in the same time, you will cause become a giant blackhole the rest of the universe on the same plane will be swallowed into, thereby making you fat. So you will become a fat blackhole.

    I recommend against consuming Dakota Fanning. You can lick her arm if you like though.

  3. #111
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    Would you want to be Dakota Fanning?

  4. #112
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    I don't.

    Just thin.

    I'm pretty sure a black hole is thin, though.

    Maybe I could eat a black hole.

    Unless it's *in* an apply. 'Cause double negatives always make a FAT.

  5. #113
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    Apr 2008
    Melbourne
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    Pretty sure smiths thins dont make you thin, there goes that theory

  6. #114
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    Apr 2006
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    I would like to bring to everyone's attention the dual nature of paper, which can be either very thin or very fat depending on perspective.

  7. #115

    Mar 2004
    Sparta
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    So should we include paper in our diet or not?
    Oh the confusion! Mind = blown.

  8. #116
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    Nov 2008
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    paper is fine, so long as it is after a rock, but never scissors.

    some would suggest spock is the thinnest of all.

  9. #117
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    Dec 2007
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    not my Spock she is a porka

    lizard must be thin then

  10. #118
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    Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock?

  11. #119
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    May 2007
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    Did you know 100% of serial killers admit to drinking water?
    Water is one of the main ingredients in herbicides.
    100% of people exposed to water will die. - scary stats hey?!

  12. #120
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    Dec 2007
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    i dont believe that first one L. i dont believe "do you drink water?" is something they ask serial killers...


    water does sound evil tho...

  13. #121
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    Along my travels from Perth to Melbourne we saw a hand made sign that pointed into dense bush that said "water" sushee said that actually means "if you'd like your skin made into a lampshade go this way". So yes water = serial killers. For sure. It's deadly stuff.

  14. #122
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    Jan 2006
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    Water is evil, that is a known.

    Oxygen is a highly addictive drug. Once you have tried it, you will die before getting it out your bloodstream. It is impossible to quit. Not that some people haven't tried, mind.

    Fried dies, I believe, are fat. If you eat them with apples, is that a balanced diet?

  15. #123
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    Jan 2006
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    Re: Apple is thin

    Bump. My apples bring all the posters to the fora.

  16. #124
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    Nov 2008
    in the ning nang nong
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    Re: Apple is thin

    My tofu brings it.

  17. #125
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    Dec 2007
    Victoria
    7,260

    Re: Apple is thin

    Does it use a carry basket, or a backpack? I need to find tofu to bring my stuff places.

  18. #126
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    Nov 2008
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    Re: Apple is thin

    I am so ok without it ...

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