Conversation here last week : OK we got the new teev. Old one in the trailer for the dump.
DH: No, I'll fix it
Me: You could have fixed it 3 years ago when we were still using it
DH: I'll have a look at it
Me: Is that before or after you've finished renovating the kitchen
DH: Ummmmmm
Me: So where are you putting it?
DH: garage
Me: In the walkway?
DH: maybe
Me: There's a council collection next month. It goes then.
This sounds very similar to the coversation we had about the old washing machine. Needless to say, it finally got dumped yesterday, 2 years after it broke down!