Speaking of funny ironing stories - a girl that used to work with me once told me that her mother called the crease that people iron into trousers a C>U>N>T

Seriously!! Was the funniest thing ever!! She said that whenever her Mum ironed trousers she would fall about laughing

Now whenever I see a nice crisp trouser crease I am tempted to tell someone what a neat C**T they have