Lazy housekeepers anonymous

[sloane]

hiiiiii
my name's sloane & i really need another real estate inspection to get my lazy self to clean the house again
i'd like to say i'll be better when DS sleeps better....but there's a very good chance that would be a lie!

[onthefly]

i'd like to say i'll be better when DS sleeps better....but there's a very good chance that would be a lie!

Yes, it would be (just speaking from experience here)

[sloane]

Yes, it would be (just speaking from experience here)

i had a feeling it might work that way!! i do have excellent intentions though! that must count for something?

[allycat06]

My name is allycat and I am a binge housekeeper
I go on cleaning 'benders' for a couple of days each fortnight....then nothing
our walk in wardrobe is called the 'walk in and trod on lots of clothes wardrobe'

[New Dawn]

Hi my name is Green Tree Frog and I dont clean ever lol

Its been ages since I have done anything, BHL does most of it he cant stand mess while I can live with it, just cant be fagged, feel bad that he works 14 hr days and I am a SAHM but thems the breakes...

I admit I have NEVER EVER in my life dusted, so if you have allergies dont come over here

[Little Chicken]

Hi my name is MuminAlice and it has been 2 weeks since I vacuumed and washed the floors, 3 days since I did the dishes, and 6 weeks since I did the bathroom (eeewwww). My excuse is DD, she just does not like sleeping in the cot during the day and I can't be fagged doing it in the afternoon. But really my reason is I can't be bothered. I really need servants.. I also NEVER dust, it can only get so dusty and then you don't notice it.

[Sopdet]

My name is allycat and I am a binge housekeeper
I go on cleaning 'benders' for a couple of days each fortnight....then nothing

This is sooo me. I can't see the floor in our 2nd bedroom/study but that is because the contents of the bookcases are all over the floor. But that room is number 1 on the cleaning hit-list as we've got family arriving in 2 weeks to come and stay.

The rest of the house is reasonably tidy (but I did spy a few dust bunnies making a run for it across the dining room floor last night)

[ss_storm]

Oooh me me me!

Despite my 'best' intentions the house usually goes 2-3 weeks without being cleaned! (bathroom/toilet cleaned, vaccuming and mopping). And dont start on the dusting..urm maybe 4 times a year if it's lucky?

I have an excuse not to mop now though, stupid dog was bouncing around outside and knocked it over so the plastic bit where the sponge goes broke and now the sponge won't stay on. DF did say he was going to buy me a steam mop for mother's day...I'm still waiting and so are my floors

[Glamourcide]

Hi all, my name is Glamourcide and my house is far from glamorous!
It's been nearly a week since I mopped my floors... I haven't vacuumed the bedrooms in God-knows how long... :/ My bathroom floor is constantly damp and there's toothpaste on the mirror!
My excuse is always that the baby decides to wake up every time I get stuck into cleaning, and I feel like a horrible mama if I stick her in her walker while I clean up!!