I don't fold laundry for fun. When looking for work pants, DO NOT unfold every pair, then throw them in a pile for me to re-do. Not gonna happen.
You know how many pairs of socks you have. When you're low, tell me so I can take care of it BEFORE you have a meltdown about no clean socks.
On your days off, I'd appreciate it if you were more hands on with the baby. You know when he eats, feed him. Why do I have to ask, then receive eye rolling and huffing?
If you don't want to do dishes, fine. But don't whinge about the way I choose to do them. ie- not rinsing. It doesn't affect you, because you haven't touched a dirty dish in a month. No wait, there was one time.
I can't cook dinner AND put the baby to bed at the same time. Work it out. You have to do one.
Drinking directly from the bottle is a great way to save glasses.
Put your coffee cup next to the sink, instead of leaving it on the coffee table. There were 3 there this morning. wtf?
I am not the only one capable of sterilising bottles. We have 15. There are plenty. It only needs to be done every second day, yet you don't seem to notice them lined up on the bench.

*sigh*