Ok I'm the grottiest.

I can't remember the last time I vacummed... I think it was last month... but we've been away. I only mop once a month, if that. I sweep as necessary... maybe twice a week, maybe twice a month.... usually only before friends come over. (BTW does anyone other than me still sweep with a broom? LOL)

I'm better with linen: sheets weekly. We all use top sheets but I wash the doona covers once a season.

My excuse for all that is that we have the most amazing wooden floor boards. They camouflage dirt like you wouldn't believe! It's all through the house except bedrooms and lounge.... and wet areas where it's tiled.

I clean the bathroom as needed... maybe once a month.

When we lived in our last house, which was almost brand new, I spent A LOT more time cleaning. We had white tiles through the main living areas and every smudge and crumb showed and would annoy me... so I mopped nearly every night and once a week got down on my hands and kness with some Gumption and an old toothbrush and scrubbed the grouting. The carpet also used to show up the dirt and foot prints along the high traffic areas too... our current older carpet doesn't look much different post vacuum except minus the dirt... previously I think i used to vacuum to get rid of the foot impressions!!! What a waste of electricity! Lord knows how I had the time... ah... that's right! It was before I discovered BB! hehe Oh and I was working part-time and studying... so cleaning was a MUCH higher priority that doing assignments!