I'll share DP's Cleaning Schedule:

Day 1 - put vacuum cleaner in the middle of the lounge room.
Day 2 - plug it in and leave it there.
Day 3 - Vacuum rug. Admire handiwork. Leave vacuum still plugged in.
Day 4 - Perhaps vacuum under dining table. Again, admire handiwork and say, quite a lot, "ooooh, I love my vaccum cleaner - it's so powerful".
Day 5 - put vacuum cleaner away.
Day 6 - rest.
Day 7 - rest.