I have had enough of cleaning toilets in this household. I have this thing about yellow stains underneath the toilet seat, yellow stains in the wear the screws of the toilet seat are etc... Don't even mention skid marks

I am on the hunt as to who may be the culprit of the yellow stains underneath the toilet seat. You know yellow urine droplet type stains.

I ask DH and he says its not him, ask DS and not him either and i think well how the heck can it be me? Logic just doesn't add as to how my wee can defy gravity unless i have super powers

I've told DH and DS to push their *things* lower into the toilet bowl when they sit on the seat, but the stains are still there.

Who do you think is the culprit?? Me or the boys??